2017 Ford F-250 SD XL 4WD

2017 Ford F-250 Super Duty XL 4WD

Mileage: 758. That’s not a typo. That’s basically delivery miles.
Engine: 6.2L “Boss” V8 — because “Subtle” is for scooters.
Color: Gray. Like the sky before the storm hits.

Let’s get one thing straight:
This is not your cousin’s grocery-gettin’ crossover.
This is not a tax write-off for some tight-pants tech startup dork.
This is not an “eco-friendly” lifestyle accessory for folks who cry during car commercials.

This. Is. A. Damn. Truck.
The kind of truck that eats trailers for breakfast and shits out firewood by lunch.

WHAT IT IS:

• 758 miles of pure, untamed, American grunt.

• A 6.2L BOSS V8 that makes the Earth shake and weak men tremble. (lol, it's actually very quiet)

• 4WD that laughs at weather reports.

• Tow-ready with factory trailer brakes, stability control, and tow hooks that’ll yank the gates off hell itself.

• Steel wheels because chrome is for prom queens.

• Bedliner & bed mat — because you don’t put fine china in the dishwasher. You throw it in and let the machine sort it out.

WHAT IT ISN’T:

? It’s not comfortable for soy-based lifeforms.
? It’s not for the Bluetooth-blasting Prius crowd.
? It does not apologize.
? It does not compromise.
? It absolutely does not idle at Starbucks unless it’s towing the espresso machine out of the wall.

FEATURES? Yeah, it’s got some:

• Bluetooth for blasting Skynyrd or ignoring Karen’s calls.

• Backup camera — not because you need it, but because insurance companies are cowards.

• Running boards for climbing into the throne of testosterone.

• Solar-tinted windows to keep the AC in and the haters out.

• Heated mirrors in case you accidentally back over an ice storm.

• Tow package, off-road suspension, remote start, surround-view cameras, and enough tech to launch a satellite.

Hell, it even comes with a block heater — just in case you wake up in Antarctica and still have things to haul.

WHO IS THIS TRUCK FOR?

If you’ve ever said “Hold my beer” and meant it, this truck’s for you.
If you’ve ever fixed something with zip ties and prayer, this truck’s for you.
If you own more than one hunting knife, a trailer with questionable registration, or a chainsaw named “Betsy” — come get your vehicle.

But if you’re looking for soft-touch leather and mood lighting…
If you refer to torque as “too much engine”...
If you cry at the idea of manually locking hubs…
Walk on, my friend. This truck ain’t for you.

Final Word:

You want a payment plan? Cool.
You want a test drive? Come ask for me.
You want to see if it “fits in your garage”?
This truck is the garage.

She’s big.
She’s mean.
She’s ready.

$ePrice? Hell yes — click the damn button and let’s do business.

Visit Lou Glutz Motors to shop our great deals. You can contact us or call 541-335-1603 to schedule your test drive today.